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Cyberlove (1/4)

Title: Cyberlove
Authors: rikachi & mazauric
Pairing: Akame
Rating: R
Warnings: Internet Chat Dialogue only
Summary: He was a boy, she was a girl. Or was she?
Disclaimer: Mmm...nope, I'm still broke. We don't profit financially at all with these stories and never will.

Z/N: Hi all, welcome to le first (and probably the trickiest) collab fic I've ever done. Dialogue-only stories are really hard but we toughed it out and these are le results so I hope it's not too terrible. All Jin parts done by the lovely Rika, and Kame parts are mine. Enjoy and please don't flame me too much for writing Kame as a little whinier than usual, I'm still not sure how that worked in my head.

Thursday, 16th August, 2012, 11:39 p.m.
Ak-Jn wrote in General Discussion, topic Random Chit-Chat:
I can’t deal with any of this anymore. I really, really need someone to talk to. Anyone.”
Kamechu wrote in General Discussion, topic Random Chit-Chat:
kamechu@excite.co.jp add me, I’ll listen

Friday, 17th August, 2012

Ak-Jn says:
hello?

Ak-Jn says:
you there?

Ak-Jn says:
..apparently not.

kamechu says:
Hi, sorry I disappeared. Had to rush off to something. Back now though.

Ak-Jn says:
who am I talking to, exactly?

kamechu says:
I’m Mariko. Saw your post and figured I could help. And you are?

Ak-Jn says:
Jin, nice to meet you

kamechu says:
Likewise

Ak-Jn says:
here they go again.. brb

kamechu says:
no problem

Ak-Jn says:
okay, back. my big sister was at my mother’s throat again. sometimes i just want to slap her

kamechu says:
About what?

Ak-Jn says:
she’s frustrated because my mom can’t really take care of the household. but wouldn’t it be understandable that you can’t take care of your house if you have tried to kill yourself just a few weeks ago?

kamechu says:
How old is your sister?

Ak-Jn says:
22. if it’s so unbearable for her, she could just move out and leave mom alone.

kamechu says:
And your father?

Ak-Jn says:
he’s not exactly comfortable with handling a suicidal wife so he practically lives at work nowadays

kamechu says:
Which leaves you to look after your mother and keep your sister from snapping her head off? Is there anyone else?

Ak-Jn says:
not really, no

kamechu says:
I know how that feels actually

Ak-Jn says:
you do? how come?

kamechu says:
My mom can’t look after herself. I’ve been taking care of her since I was old enough to feed her. There’s nobody near me either, so I know how it feels. It sucks doesn’t it?

Ak-Jn says:
it does.. i’d just like to move out but i can’t leave mom alone with that crazy bitch. where’s your dad?

kamechu says:
Your mom’s lucky to have you around. My dad left us when I was nine, he couldn’t take looking after her.

kamechu says:
I remember what he told me when he left: “We all have dreams and as long as I’m here, I can’t have mine. So goodbye Mariko” I wonder if he thought about the fact that he was leaving me with her alone?

Ak-Jn says:
he was very selfish. leaving you alone with her pretty much means that you can’t go after your own dreams

kamechu says:
Yes. That’s exactly what it means. But you’re not selfish. Staying with your mother. I hope she realises you’re staying for her sake

Ak-Jn says:
she pretty much mopes all day, or sleeps, we haven’t really talked after she cut her wrists so i don’t know what she’s thinking about

kamechu says:
Is it depression?

Ak-Jn says:
depression and sociophobia, said the psychiatrist

kamechu says:
She has medication I’m guessing? Do you look after that or can she do it herself?

Ak-Jn says:
she does it herself, i don’t even know where she has her medication. though, i’m suspecting that she’s abusing her sleeping pills, she sleeps so much nowadays

kamechu says:
That must be hard on you. How old are you?

Ak-Jn says:
18. if the situation doesn’t change before i graduate, it’s very likely i won’t be able to move out of this town

kamechu says:
I’m 17. I’m never moving out of this town, already accepted that. But I hope your circumstances change

Ak-Jn says:
are you gonna work after high school?

kamechu says:
I have to. I don’t have a choice. Are you?

Ak-Jn says:
i think I’ll go to college in a nearby city. but if dad doesn’t start coming home, i can’t move out

kamechu says:
If he’s staying at work all the time, he’s obviously trying to avoid her. When he is around her, what’s he like?

Ak-Jn says:
they don’t talk, dad rarely even comes home for the night nowadays and if he does, he sleeps in the guest room. he puts most of his salary in my bank account and i pay the bills and buy the groceries

kamechu says:
Does he know if he doesn’t come home, you can’t leave?

Ak-Jn says:
probably, he’s not stupid.

kamechu says:
brb

Ak-Jn says:
okay

kamechu says:
My mom’s awake. I have to go but can we talk again tomorrow? It was nice...talking to someone who wouldn’t judge me

Ak-Jn says:
sure :) see you later, Mariko-chan

kamechu says:
It was nice to meet you, Jin :)

kamechu has signed off

Saturday, 18th August, 2012


kamechu says:
Morning, how’s today for you so far?

Ak-Jn says:
just got home from school. you?

kamechu says:
Had to stay home today. My mother’s not doing too well

Ak-Jn says:
what’s the matter?

kamechu says:
She has bad days. This is one of them. She couldn’t remember my name this morning and it took me hours to calm her down.

Ak-Jn says:
that’s just.. horrible. does that happen often?

kamechu says:
Not all the time, maybe once or twice a month. Days like these I can’t leave her side.

Ak-Jn says:
of course not

Ak-Jn says:
even the birds are against me. my window just got pooped on by a crow. sometimes i wonder why i even bother, even mother nature is trolling me.. :D

kamechu says:
That’s meant to be good luck apparently. Even better if they shit on your head :)

Ak-Jn says:
if that’s what good luck requires, i’ll rather stay unlucky for the rest of my life..

kamechu says:
lol whaat? Bird Poop Shampoo doesn’t sound tempting to you Jin? You could make an ad about it and there’s your future career in acting..:D

Ak-Jn says:
you’re right! why haven’t i realized the potential of bird poop before? you can act in the “for women” -version, then

kamechu says:
I can! Flip my blonde hair back like the Americans do. We’ll be a hit and rich.

Ak-Jn says:
you’ve got blonde hair?

kamechu says:
Yep, the magpies love it

Ak-Jn says:
girls and their “i want to be western” -trend..

kamechu says:
lol, and?

Ak-Jn says:
nothing at all. i personally just prefer dark hair on girls so to me it’s a pity everyone dyes nowadays :p

kamechu says:
You don’t change your look?

Ak-Jn says:
nope, my hair is as dark brown as ever

kamechu says:
Well no offence to your preferences but I like change. I like...having control over something for once...a classmate suggested I play sims

Ak-Jn says:
whatever floats your boat is fine, unless it doesn’t include slaughtering innocent people or anything else morally questionable

kamechu says:
Does sticking innocent sims in a pool and taking away the ladder count?

Ak-Jn says:
no, that’s just normal

kamechu says:
:) and you? What do you do for fun?

Ak-Jn says:
i play video games and hang out with friends

kamechu says:
So like a normal guy then? :P

Ak-Jn says:
pretty much yes. though, i don’t run after girls that much, so apparently i’m not a typical teenager

kamechu says:
Not interested?

Ak-Jn says:
i’m not gay if that’s what you’re asking. :D i just see no point in running after girls. if i meet someone nice, then sure, but i don’t want to have petty relationships

kamechu says:
Have you found someone nice yet?

Ak-Jn says:
no, most girls have been interested just because of my looks

kamechu says:
If you do say so yourself, humble aren’t you?

Ak-Jn says:
i know i’m good looking, why pretend anything else?

kamechu says:
*checks list* large ego - check... :P

Ak-Jn says:
you don’t believe me?

kamechu says:
I believe you’re a typical male with a large head

Ak-Jn says:
you’re almost making me share a photo

kamechu says:
oh? really? Come on then

Ak-Jn says:
i must warn you, you might fall for me :p

Ak-Jin says:


kamechu says:
pfft, please

Ak-Jn says:
what?

kamechu says:
Oh nothing, you’re very...pretty

Ak-Jn:
pretty.. well, i bet i’m prettier than you

kamechu says:
You’re probably prettier than the girls who try to ask you out

Ak-Jn says:
hmph. well at least there haven’t been guys asking me out yet even though i’m pretty

kamechu says:
I’m actually surprised guys haven’t tried to ask you out

Ak-Jn says:
i’m straighter than an iron bar, maybe that’s why

kamechu says:
You sure?

Ak-Jn says:
99,999%. i have never even considered a guy good-looking

kamechu says:
I know a few that might change your mind, in terms of looks I mean

Ak-Jn says:
highly unlikely. don’t get me wrong, i don’t give a fuck which way people swing but i have never been able to look at guys that way

kamechu says:


Ak-Jn says:
dunno, if i was gay i might find him good-looking. btw, that guy is totally gay

kamechu says:
What makes you say that?

Ak-Jn says:
he gives me the vibe. plus, his eyebrows are too trimmed for him to be straight

kamechu says:
Maybe he just likes being tidy

Ak-Jn says:
or maybe he’s gay, which he is. ask him, i’ll give you 500 yen if he isn’t

kamechu says:
lol, well I’m not paying you if he is. But from the view of a straight guy looking objectively, can you say he’s attractive?

Ak-Jn says:
dunno, i can’t really look at him that way. do i believe he would be popular with the ladies if he was straight? probably, i guess

kamechu says:
He’s popular anyway. Not that he wants it.

Ak-Jn says:
really? is he a friend of yours?

kamechu says:
Could say that

Ak-Jn says:
well, if he’s not interested in the least in the ladies who want him, then he’s probably gay :p

kamechu says:
Or maybe he’s a lot like you. Waiting for someone nice

Ak-Jn says:
i’d put my money on him being gay, though

kamechu says:
maybe. Or maybe he doesn’t even know himself

Ak-Jn says:
you seem to know him very well. is this a trap, you’re actually a gay guy targeting innocent straight boys on the Internet? :p

kamechu says:
Pfft, if that’s so I’m doing a terrible job. All I’ve caught so far is a pretty boy with a huge ego

Ak-Jn says:
maybe you’re attracted to straight jerks

kamechu says:
Honestly Jin, at this point I’m attracted to anyone who doesn’t think I come with too many problems

Ak-Jn says:
then you’re falling for me fast, gay internet predator-san

kamechu says:
lol, I think I preferred Mariko-san. Mr. Tengu

Ak-Jn says:
tengu?! what part of me is tengu?

kamechu says:
Ak-Jn says:
i know i’m good looking, why pretend anything else?

Ak-Jn says:
oh shut up, Mr. Hard Gay

kamechu says:
Again I say maybe he just likes being neat, does it look like he dons leather?

Ak-Jn says:
why are you so interested in what i think about him anyway?

kamechu says:
no reason. You started it anyway, challenging me to finding a guy you might find attractive

Ak-Jn says:
i didn’t challenge you, and what is this, you share pictures of your friends but not one of yourself? :p

kamechu says:
maybe I don’t want to send one of myself :)

Ak-Jn says:
and why is that?

kamechu says:
Can’t a girl have secrets? Besides, I’m not the one going around talking about how gorgeous I am...

Ak-Jn says:
hmm.. i’ve got the feeling that you are. gorgeous, i mean. you’re just a tease

kamechu says:
In that case I’m definitely not showing you photos. Use your imagination

Ak-Jn says:
i’ll do just that, then. tease

kamechu says:
Some things are best left to the imagination...though I don’t think I want to know what you’ll be using yours for...

Ak-Jn says:
chill out, i’m not here to find a cyber gf

kamechu says:
lol I know, you’re not the type.

Ak-Jn says:
yeah

kamechu says:
Well thank you

Ak-Jn says:
for what?

kamechu says:
You cheered me up from what was otherwise a pretty crappy day. My mom’s waking up now so I have to go

Ak-Jn says:
oh, sure. see you later

kamechu says:
Later Mr. Tengu :P

kamechu has signed off

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Tags: fic: cyberlove, p: kamenashi/akanishi, r: r, type: collabfic, type: oneshot
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